The mere thought of breaking your penis is enough to turn any man’s pork sword into a deflated balloon instantly.
A cracking noise, agony – and swift surgery to prevent the possibility of a lifetime of impotence.
But which positions are actually worst for snapping your urethra?
A Brazilian study this year said that porno-film favourite ‘cowgirl’ was worst, due to the lady being in control of her weight, and the angle at which the penis entered the body.
But the intrepid sexologists at Vice asked sexologist Dr Kat Van Kirk about which positions are actually most likely to lead to the dreaded ‘snap’ – and came up with some surprising answers.